This Is Spencer Pratt's Beautimous 30th Birthday Cake

Remember little crystal monster Spencer Pratt? The "Hills" villain and his equally irrelevant wife, Heidi Montag, have faded away into obscurity, after trying so very hard to build reality TV careers. The couple is celebrating Pratt's b-day on August 31 as any loving couple would: With a sponsored birthday party at Crazy Horse Gentleman's Club